Morgsarah is a goddess

Despite the depiction in the painting she does not usually stand around naked in a big shell. Sometime she rides around naked on a horse. Sometimes she spins up pretties. see, pretties. Sometimes she looks at old stuff. She knows a lot about old stuff. Sometimes she digs up old stuff. Old stuff is neat. The more you know about old stuff, the more you know about old stuff.

Warning: if you are trying to learn how to make parathas, you might want to start with a cast iron skillet and not one of those curved discus type pans the Indians use. Especially if your are playing with your cat and a yoyo at the same time. Chances are high that you will whack the jar of ghee causing it to fall onto the floor. Chances are also that your cat will be standing in the general vicinity of the jar (plastic) when it falls to the floor.

Chances are also high that you did not put the lid on the jar so when the jar fell onto the floor your cat was coated with ghee. The probability of your cat freaking out and running out of the kitchen are high. Also the chance of you slipping on the ghee and falling flat on your ass followed shortly by the yoyo whacking your forehead are, well, just don't try to teach yourself how to make parathas while playing with a yoyo and your cat.

While you are on the floor wondering what the hell just happened you will notice black smoke billowing towards the ceiling of your kitchen. While you try to stand up to get a chair to turn off the fire alarm you will reach over to take the discus type pan off of the burner not realizing that a metal discus type thing that has been on the heat is hot. Really hot. Next time you want parathas either go out or order in, otherwise don't attempt to make them if there is a yoyo and cat involved, no good will ever come of it. Be sure to stock up on Dawn, it takes grease (and ghee) out of the way.

And that Sarah, she is a goddess.

P.S. When doing all of the above, if you happen to have guinea pigs aka company present to witness said event, it is best you have a sense of humor and are able to laugh at yourself along with the rest of the company who are laughing at you.

P.S.S. After turning of firealarm and catching the giggles. If the guy you are seeing is walking around the mess to grab the mop, by all means to not turn your backside to your captive audience and ask "Does this ghee make my ass look big?". Wait until he has cleared the scene of the ghee.