Pickles Pickle
Tis I, Sasha, the Spinner of Morg.
I am currently in a bit of a pickle pickle. You see I am supposed to be packing up the yurt and pickles and I can not find the vinegar. Then I went off in search of instructions as to how one would go about making their own vinegar so they could make their own pickles and I found some instructions about turning wine into vinegar. I find turning wine into vinegar incredibly offensive and I am sure it offends a few gods and it makes the Baby Jesus cry too. Hello? Wine is to swill, not to pickle pickles!
Wait, I have it. The best pickles, Best Pickles, BEST Pickles come from Poland. A pitstop to stock up in in order. Note: we will have to check the pickles since they are no longer allowed in the carry-on.
If pickles are outlawed only outlaws will have pickles.
I am currently in a bit of a pickle pickle. You see I am supposed to be packing up the yurt and pickles and I can not find the vinegar. Then I went off in search of instructions as to how one would go about making their own vinegar so they could make their own pickles and I found some instructions about turning wine into vinegar. I find turning wine into vinegar incredibly offensive and I am sure it offends a few gods and it makes the Baby Jesus cry too. Hello? Wine is to swill, not to pickle pickles!
Wait, I have it. The best pickles, Best Pickles, BEST Pickles come from Poland. A pitstop to stock up in in order. Note: we will have to check the pickles since they are no longer allowed in the carry-on.
If pickles are outlawed only outlaws will have pickles.
posted by Sasha, the Spinner of Morg at 6:29 AM
1 Comments:
Yes. Wine is much better for drinking than pickling! If we must have pickes they will be only of the non-wine wasting type!
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